Closed captioning gold.
A very large 'penile' colony. That's some big dick energy. 😂

Elon Musk bears an uncanny resemblance to Grand Admiral Thrawn. Coincidence? I think not.
#Ahsoka

Rainy day baking. 😋

The Economy is AWESOME! Pass it on.

Breaking News! 😂

'More D.I.C.K.S. are coming!' 😂😂😂

When your evil plan backfires...💥

Hmm. #ManlyWarningSigns

You cannot unsee this.😂😂😂

Has the fly been subpoenaed yet?

This is concerning. Some might say alarming. Dems are aware and countering, right? Right?

Not a single story mentions how CPS teachers are forced to teach in FREEZING classrooms. Covid protocols dictate that classroom windows have to be OPEN. It's 23° and snowing! My niece is a CPS teacher. The kids/teachers are literally wearing full winter gear inside, shivering.

Happy New Year tweeps! Here's a little something to start your year off with a laugh.

Vaxxes I've had:

Rubella
Mumps
Measles
Polio
Tetanus x 3
Zostavax
Shingrix X 2
Pneumonia
Flu x 20+
Moderna Covid X 3

I'm strong, healthy, take no prescription meds. Never regretted a single vax, and I'm damn thankful I live in a country where they're readily available.

Marilyn vos Savant has an interesting view on why so many are anti-vax. Apparently, up to 25% of the population have a fear of needles, often an intense fear, so they 'find' all sorts of other reasons to reject the vax.

Well done, Hoosiers, well done. You passed your first test. It will get harder.
I❤IU #iubb

The Biden Boom is real! 📈

No biggie. Who hasn't spent $375 on pot, too. 😉

If a former prosecutor can be indicted for obstruction in the Ahmaud Arbery murder case, why can't we do the same to the judge in the Rittenhouse trial?

If it weren't for Jen Psaki and her regular take-downs of Peter Doocy, no one would know who the hell he was. Does he pay her a commission? 😂