Mighty Morphin' Powder Rangers

It's 2024, and I still cannot bring myself to recognize eggplant as a viable food source. It's a weed. Get rid of it.

'I did a Force Eye Wave to 2nd before I ran there, so anything you did is just weird, trying to tag me out and whatever . . .'

2024 edition: Give a man a fish, and he'll go 'Get that goddamn gross thing away from me. I am a Captain of Industry!!! (Sarah do you have the snacks? THE SNACKS, Sarah!)'

Hey, @Googlemaps, have we pinned down a date where you've finally fucking done something toward alerting truckers about bridges they can't or shouldn't cross? I ran into a tow driver last night you guys had convinced he should go this way, but there's a bridge. 7' Limit. Poor guy

Fuck! I missed Freaknik again! This is like thirty fuckin' years in a row!

Well, presuming you mean Executive level: 'Shitbastards?' 'Cuntyfucks?' 'Borrowing Daddy's Ol' Rubber?' 'Dixie Chicks?'

Yet sit out in the desert and give the guy you think looks like Jesus a fish, to feed thousands of people, and he goes 'Thank you señor!' and runs off with it. This is a story about Colonialism . . .

Gosh, is his owner missing too? Wait! Why would I give a fuck about any of this!

'Hey is this heaven?' 'No, it's Iowa!'

Good Lordy I wish I had a choir I could preach to like that movie did!

I'm willing to bet he had food in his mouth when the bullet hit, Maddox, and he went 'Shit! Oh no, not this—Fuck! With the food?!'

And then there wasn't much else because he was dead and doesn't exist anymore.

How about we work on a railway system that actually works for the US here on Planet Fucking America, NASA? Honestly, I know it's not in your mission statement, but what is, nowadays?

Fuck the Moon, fuck Elon, Mars, make yourself fucking actual useful for once! Moon Trains. . .

Buddy you’re not even from here

George, anywhere there is room for skateboards, then there is room for me, blocking them for no reason, and trust you me: This University has been put on notice! #MTGsAcrossAmerica

Elon Musk almost seems like a fucking sleeper agent, Maddox. We are men of action. Let's lot mince words.

Shithead's worried about a fucking Pomeranian, in the midst of all this. Sure. Fantastic. Go on. Worry about the shitty fucking dog. No dismantling of Democracy here!

Yeah, I'm specifically never heading out to a show where some douche breaks out his vintage phone as a 'photogag' for a fuckin' flyer for it. Sorry. No chance.

Siri, Alexa, and Cortana, or whatever fucking thing! Show me 'Coward'

Yep. This Checks out.

That . . . looks exactly like a Taco Bell Burrito. Why are you feeding your dog this shit?

None in GA. Fucking telling.