'They're gonna have to introduce conscription
They're gonna have to take away my prescription'
- Joe Strummer predicts the 2024 Tory manifesto in 1977

Rishi Sunak (Winchester), Jeremy Hunt (Charterhouse) and Lord Cameron (Eton) are right to identify social cohesion as a problem in Britain

I didn't have enough money to put my son's name down for Eton. But I did manage to get him on the waiting list for an NHS dentist instead.

Crumbling schools don't matter if your kid is at Eton, two-year NHS waiting lists don't matter if you use private hospitals and the housing crisis doesn't bother you if you own four homes including a holiday house on Malibu Beach. Vote accordingly.

The Tories say national service will promote social cohesion. But not half as much as abolishing private schools would.

£2.5bn to bring back national service, £1.3bn to lift the two-child benefit cap. Is that really a 'tough decision'?

If the Tories bring back conscription, the public schoolboys will be the officer cadets and the working-class kids will be the squaddies. That's class politics, right there.

A party whose leaders keep their money in the Cayman Islands, Panama and Gibraltar wants young people to fight and die for Britain

Forcing 18 year olds to work for nothing is not 'investing in people'

What next? Corporal punishment? Workhouses?

'They're gonna have to introduce conscription
They're gonna have to take away my prescription'
- Joe Strummer predicts the 2024 Tory manifesto in 1977

Sunak says 'bring back National Service'. I say bring back secure well-paid jobs, final salary pensions, union rights, properly-funded NHS and social care, free tuition and student grants, affordable rail fares and social housing.

It's not fair. Most of the Tories I most want to watch lose an election have quit already.

Is it just me or is Boris Johnson the last guy who should be accusing other politicians of 'damaging Britain'?

Paula Vennells has blamed five other Post Office bosses for the subpostmasters scandal. She was chief executive and picked up millions of pounds in salary and bonuses; the buck stops with her.

If Boris Johnson wants to bring up Starmer's handling of the Savile affair, let's not forget that Johnson described money spend investigating historic child sex allegations as 'spaffed up the wall'

Johnson forgets that Thatcher called Osama bin Laden a freedom fighter, Nelson Mandela a terrorist, Augusto Pinochet a good friend. And Jimmy Savile 'Sir'.

Your grocery shop costs 20% more and your energy bills are hundreds of pounds higher than two years ago. And Rishi Sunak says the economy has 'turned the corner'.

Bye-bye Sunak, Hunt, Braverman, Patel, Rees-Mogg, Gullis, Anderson and so many more. You won't be missed.