Every time I get in my car my phone automatically tells me how far away I am from the bar...

Fun fact: The keto diet won't work unless you tell everyone you come in contact with that you're on it.

Here we go grad school, show me what you got.

I seldom apologize in emails. Alternatives: - Thanks for flagging! - Good catch - I will make the updates/changes. - Many thanks for noticing the error, [name], we will [verb] - Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We will [verb] Stop over-apologizing at work.

Will power is not stopping at any of the 5 Taco Bell’s I pass on my way home from class.

Today. I just want to write music. Write music, and drink The Good Stuff. In that order. On repeat.

You know how you have that like one random spot in your house you use to put random stuff... And after you clean that spot another one appears shortly after... Yeah I have like 10 of those...

Come to Jamestown Tavern so I can be your bartender and help you get drunk! 🍻

Apple adapters have to make up at least %10-%15 of their non iPhone revenue.... I literally have to use an adapter for an adapter for my new MacBook Pro to plug in to my newish console.... Really Apple....

I love it when I buy extra shampoo and soap and stuff when I’m at the store... it’s like a present to my future self!

Adult: go to college so you can get an education and change the world! 4 years later: Student: science says if we dont use alternative energy and less plastic we'll all be dead in 80 years Adult: wow u think ur so smart college sure did turn u into a libtard

Today is a weird day. Just something about it. 🧐

A great weekend with great friends! instagram.com/p/BxlJuk6pCG3/…

If your recycle bin isn’t bigger than your trash bin, go buy a bigger recycle bin. #Earth

Take a peek at this trailer for our next music video coming soon 🍾

Stop eating white bread. Seriously. Stop. #youllsee

Life is good today.

Studio vibes ❤️ instagram.com/p/B1fTKbBJCkD/…

This year join us to celebrate the holidays with some special Ales & 'Tails on December 28th! Holiday craft beers will be on tap and our bartenders will be mixing up some specialty holiday cocktails! The party starts @ 6 PM with a free buffet, Buckeyes @ 8 and Music @ 10!

Just opened a wine bottle with a capo... #skills