Just remembering when I got yelled at for 24 hours for saying this is a Neo Nazi account. Here you go!

Siri kept calling me Shirley today. I was starting to get really angry and then I realised why... I left my phone in Airplane mode.

Islamic Republic state media and Hezbollah controlled media are all saying it was Hezbollah members but here you are trying to change the narrative when these groups aren’t even trying to change it.

I’m awestruck by the brilliance of Israel’s beeper bombs. Hezbollah is in utter panic and can’t respond because thousands of mid/senior leaders are wounded and their ability to communicate has been literally incinerated. All with minimal civilian casualties. (1/2)

End the department of education

By this reasoning, the Lebanese State has been attacking Israel for 11 months.

🚨#BREAKING: Ilhan Omar spotted at phone shop swapping her pager This photo is not AI

My Lord, the Israelis have perfected the use of state-of-the-art 1990s technology to use against the people who openly said "let's use pagers so that the Israelis can't stop our plans to attack them," who the fuck could have seen this coming?

The anti-Israel mob wants you to believe increasingly preposterous lies. In today’s edition: innocent Lebanese civilians were walking around carrying pagers in 2024.

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We should absolutely celebrate.

Lost in the horrific news of the pager explosions is that we don’t know how many women’s Penises were damaged. Until we learn more, we should assume this is the largest women’s penis casualty event in history

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Insane that we have to state the obvious: Ordinary citizens of Lebanon do not carry #Hezbollah pagers.

Literally

I guessed this 5-letter word in 3/6 tries. ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟨🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Can you guess this word? wordly.org/?challenge=cGh… wordly.org

Electronic Intifada might want to consider a company name change after these past couple days.