Just for the record, I let him win.

Really hope the SRU don't just let the expensive platinum ticket holders in to try and make as much money as possible. Give the rest of us a chance... Sincerely, a rather nervous bronze ticket holder.

At least we’ve gone from getting battered in the qualifiers to getting battered in the finals. That’s progress. #SCO

Two teams set up to not lose. Decent for Scotland, terrible for my coupon. #ENGSCO

It is so good to be home. #LionsRugby

First time for everything: Murrayfield has actually ran out of beer before half time. #LionsRugby

This is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen.

Sweet Jesus I love rugby.

Mentions of a new National Register of Ancient Woodlands - 1 Mentions of new action to tackle Scotland's drug death crisis - 0

The least deserved political promotions since Caligula’s horse.

One of us, one of us….

Welcome to the world Hunter William Graham born at 00.07 this morning and little brother to Freddie. Both Grandpa and Gran are doing fine.

STOP THE COUNT! etc #RyderCup

Not to say I told you so but…

By simply reading his new column once a week, you can help media personality Dan McCroskrie pay for food and shelter.

Today I’m really pleased to launch my first Members Bill to the Scottish Parliament. Probably one of the most ambitious and comprehensive proposals for a private Bill. It will introduce #michelleslaw #suzanneslaw and end Not Proven. To take part, go here👇victimslaw.org

My Victims Law would put victims at the heart of our justice system, ensuring their voice is heard at every stage of the justice process. The justice system often favours criminals over victims. I think this is wrong, and Victims Law would set it right. victimslaw.org

Is that why you are billed as “Former Scottish Conservative Adviser” during almost every media appearance?

At #FMQs Conservative Jamie Greene MSP will stand in for his party leader Douglas Ross MSP has a bad throat Still expected to make his party conference in Aberdeen, where he’s due to speak on Saturday

Justice is not a priority for this SNP Government👇🏼