Thought about old Mouthy McFaceplant from the last No Kings today. Hope he's chillin.

Never leaving this hellsite.

If you had told me 30 years ago that on a Monday night in 2026 I'd be asking what is essentially a personal Star Trek Tricoder why the phrase "bubble wand" is being talked about so much I'd have gotten blind drunk and jumped off a fucking bridge.

It's just every goddamn day now with these assholes.

Christopher when he found out about Tony and Adriana's accident.

Oh my God get this man in the studio today.

They should let you wear one of these when you play.

OK, this is on the list. Gotta try.

I lyrics, but you ain't got none.

"He is didactic without sounding preachy"

When the ice melts we get boat.

Odd thing to say when your husband looks like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Downed US pilot interviewed by Fox News

On my Momma's grave, I hoop with a dude like this. He only does it when he gets mad. And it's fucking great so when he's on my team I tell him dudes on the other team are talking shit just to get him all catty. He can't shoot but imagine being guarded by that.

Taught me chemistry in high school, fishing in college and racquetball in grad school. But I learned more from him just sittin around between games or waiting for them to start biting. Love you, coach. Stephen Warren Moore. You were called, and you were counted. Aho.

Ben Cline right now.

Valley, born and raised.