Gonna tell my kids this was Oasis.

“Best killing of an alpaca I’ve ever seen, 5 stars”

‘I know a girl called Elsa, she’s into Alka-Selzer’ And you waited and paid for a ticket?

Partying like a PM in lockdown

Toasting another easy Fantasy Football win over Matthew Curtis

Genius

The only people who should be renting out multiple properties are local authorities and the idea any individual can own 15 properties they do not live in while renters are dealing with black mould and rats, speaks to inequity not hard work

Hophead (3.4%) slightly thinner finish but still pretty much the same

Your reminder that Jacob Rees Mogg said the Grenfell victims ‘lacked common sense’

Give me gin and tonic

My latest for Full Pour Magazine about the art of nightcap

PUBLISHED TODAY. GO GET ONE! 😁

Extraordinary example of racism: bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

How a musician took on the colour bar in a London club and won. Thanks to Pete Brown Stochastic Carrot 🥕 davidjesudason.substack.com/p/willesden-le…

Great read.

I’m re-watching the Homerpalooza episode of the Simpsons. Been a while and it’s pretty wild to note that Homer’s taste in music - Jefferson Airplane, Leo Sayer - is still played as much as the 1996 stuff

Dropped my phone and only half the screen is working. Feel like Batman’s Two-Face would use this phone

I’m in a pub where the beer is either running out or tastes like vinegar. Bar stuff acting like Fawlty Towers Gourmet Night. Best night in a pub ever

Having lost parliamentary majority, the BJP and Hindu supremacist forces are in fact systematically doubling down on violent attacks on Muslims, to punish and try to terrorise those who vote against them. aljazeera.com/program/newsfe…

One from the golden age of print