@BartlebyThePony I've been too busy with the sewage and the badgers to tweet, Barnaby!

Been in with the police for most of the day. Will be spending the evening sobbing at Mum's kitchen table. #thearchers #sattc

It seems that more Ambridge residents have joined Twitter to share their grief. Elizabeth Pargetter and Lily Pargetter - please forgive me.

Can only assume the reason Freddy isn't on here yet is that he has yet to figure out how to work a computer.

Snapped Kenton Archer for offering help. I'm not holding up well. @pip_archer making me feel better by telling me how much I mean to her.

If I'd realised it would take the death of a family member to get @pip_archer to appreciate me, I'd have pushed Helen under a bus long ago.

RT Big Joe: next sunday's #Archers script - it was all a dream after David Archer had too much wine < *crosses fingers and hopes*

I am very proud, Elizabeth Pargetter @archerruth @pip_archer

David Archer This was a dastardly plot by Queen of Capriciousness, Vanessa Whitburn to instigate a 10yr family feud #sattc #thearchers

David Archer @pip_archer Helen going under a bus might provide light relief!

RT Trevor Godman: David Archer @pip_archer Helen going under a bus might provide light relief! < We could all use a laugh at the moment.

Nigel made the front page of today's Borchester Echo. Dave doesn't come out well, gutter press! #thearchers #sattc http://yfrog.com/gz64myfj

I thought Borsetshire Police had already got what they needed from me. Will there be charges laid against me?

RT @thefarmerswife3: I listened to mon & tues episodes earlier and wailed. Fantastic acting by David Archer < *cough* Tim Bentinck

Nigel's funeral today. There are no words.

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Maybe I should put Lynda Snell MBE out if her misery, as well as the badger.

I'M NOT A WEDDING PLANNER! I'M A FARMER! I. DO. FARMING!

Full time?? She’s never moving out, is she? #thearchers

I see Usha has a book club now. I might join in, seeing as I have a lot of time on my hands at the moment. Usha Franks