My fitbit says I'm losing 12.8 lbs every week, which isn't true. It doesn't know I'm eating food. But I like hearing the lie

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Peter Bogdanovich. What a life he had! Amazing

I can be entertained for a shocking length of time by news bloopers

6 year old asks: Has anyone ever sharted on a horse? (Me: I'm sure, at some point.) Have YOU ever sharted on a horse? (No. By the way, "sharted" is sort of a rude word.) Is there another word to explain it? (...) What if you say "trash, backwards"? (Me, impressed: yes.)

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Got my twitter echo chamber set just right, it's so reassuring

Oscars take bold stand against Will Smith: "Next year's assaults will be part of pre-show"

Everyone who stood to applaud Will Smith should be ashamed today.

Is it me or have movie prosthetics just taken a huge jump forward? Colin Farrell in "The Batman", Sean Penn in "Gaslit"

Bushmaster semiautomatic rifle. It ain't for stopping burglars or hunting deer. What's it for, again?

As a reminder we have zero proof—ZERO—gun laws work. You know, if you don’t include Japan, U.K., Belgium, Canada, Iceland, Romania, Norway, Austria, Argentina, Netherlands, South Korea, Italy, Greece, Chile, France, Spain, Sweden, Singapore, Portugal, Israel, Czechia, Denmark,

Firearms became the leading cause of death for American children and teenagers in 2020.

Nic Cage as inebriated dragon, you know you're curious deadline.com/2022/07/nic-ca…

Vinnie Mancuso To this day Get Shorty by Davey Holmes is what I assume Hollywood really is.