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Davey Holmes

@daveyholmz

Writer/producer/director. Get Shorty, Shameless, Pushing Daisies, In Treatment, Damages

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My fitbit says I'm losing 12.8 lbs every week, which isn't true. It doesn't know I'm eating food. But I like hearing the lie

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6 year old asks: Has anyone ever sharted on a horse? (Me: I'm sure, at some point.) Have YOU ever sharted on a horse? (No. By the way, "sharted" is sort of a rude word.) Is there another word to explain it? (...) What if you say "trash, backwards"? (Me, impressed: yes.)

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As a reminder we have zero proof—ZERO—gun laws work. You know, if you don’t include Japan, U.K., Belgium, Canada, Iceland, Romania, Norway, Austria, Argentina, Netherlands, South Korea, Italy, Greece, Chile, France, Spain, Sweden, Singapore, Portugal, Israel, Czechia, Denmark,