Dave runs on Dunkin’ $6 for M coffee, BEC, hash browns Can u beat that? #HurtMyK

This shit really is getting ridiculous. Nothing will be done yet again. MD is a failed state!

You can’t hide from Dave… hahaha😈

TURN ME UP YC

Uniforms across the league are fucking sick.

Worst Sunday ever!!!

#crypto dumping. Great time to load up more!! #FuckTheNFL

LEAVING WITH SOMETHING!!

Today fucking sucks!! Slow asf!! Shit to do!! Markets red!! Mfs talking out the ass!! Pin it on Dave!! #ICanTakeIt

Dave restocked at the market and is ready to cook/feast. Most excited about this new vodka sauce in the works!!

Dave lunch: Chef Boyardee (never disappoints) Bryson YT vid (Gotta get dialed) #VictimMentality #Starving

BREAKING: Tension rising in Baltimore’s clubhouse. Reports indicate the team has been disrespected one time too many. Sources say termination discussions are on the table. More details to follow.

As Head Liaison of the Skylurk camp, I can confirm tensions have reached a breaking point. The official press release is attached below. Per Dave Skylurk and his team CC Jar Jar Binks