Just had an earthquake preparedness test at work. Totally aced it, mainly since I was already under my desk crying in the fetal position like usual anyway. #aced #worklife #blessed

I miss the smell of a mid-80s Papa Gino’s.

This morning I found a whole bagel at the end of my driveway. Can’t tell if the squirrels are getting clumsy or if it’s a bad attempt at a hate crime. #suburbanlife #jewishlife #shrug

US Election predictions: Democrats will eat their own and Republicans will gain major victories. Repeat every two years.

Can whatever god/goddess/old one/spaghetti monster who is playing Plague Inc. on their celestial iPhone right now just please stop? Thanks.

You guys! What if #Trump's "#covfefe" tweet from 2017 was a glitched out attempt by a brain-snatching time traveller trying to warn us about the #coronavirus! It's probably more believable than most of the other theories banging around.

He was a total asshole, but LBJ was right about this: “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best [black] man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

Compassion, empathy and love. ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻 Link to full video: instagram.com/tv/CCa321fgixi…

Covid-19: I'm the most vicious sickness of the 21st century! Bubonic Plague: Hold my squirrel. cnbc.com/2020/07/14/a-s…

They said to use their words against them, so we will. We will hold them accountable to their words, no matter how they may try to squirm, wriggle, and weasel their way into grabbing more power.

If Trump comes out of this one and tries to appoint a horse to the Senate I’m outta here.

Before those of us who voted Biden get all 2016-style smug about the polls, don't forget those least likely to vote early and instead show up in person to vote are non-Dems. Ok, you can go back to canceling Chris Pratt some more now.

Playing the really long game. instagram.com/p/CHWwlOkpWGMc…

I guess it was "Bring Your Face-Eating Leopards To Work Day" for the Republicans at the Capital today.

Got my second Corvid shot. Feelin’ fine. Minimal side effects. #blessed instagram.com/p/CO5t8bmJkViv…

From one editor to another, congratulations to all of you nominated for an Emmy this year. Meanwhile, I’ve got to figure out whether to go with the classic record scratch, tape stop or a bold cartoony “Whuh??” to bring out the essence of this Kardashian recap drama. #editor #Emmy

Thank you for being a friend! Happy 95th birthday to our golden girl, Betty White.

This is pretty much an approximation of my typical day as well... #editorlife x.com/hamishsteele/s…

📷 Donuts tmblr.co/ZlGD2y2I3p5EC

I'm incredibly disappointed that there aren't as many #heavymetalmovie references in regards to the #TeslaRoadster space footage, it's just too obvious to me. I know getting our shit together wasn't a strong suit, but c'mon #GenX.