Me the day after deadlifting for the first time in years. #deadlift #spinal #broken #tyson

They let politicians OPENLY practice insider trading but will audit you for not reporting your Venmo transfers properly. LOL.

Isn’t it weird that we say “bless you” when someone sneezes? Never thought about it before because it’s been so ingrained.

The only Queen I acknowledge #QueenLatifah #justanotherday

Fucking losers

Brother’s hand writing harder to decipher than just listening to the track. JK, … advise all fans to get the scattered jewels book. Great addition to the collection. #supportartists Bizzy Bone

Ever drunkinly did something, and known that you did “something”, but was so drunk that you can’t remember what the “something” actually was? #derp

How in 2022 Google still has not figured out how to properly backup and restore messages for Android? They need to start poaching people from Samsung or Apple so someone can show them how it’s done. #GooglePixel7 #googleone #samsunggalaxy #iphone #messages

We can finally speak truth on Twitter without the risk of getting banned. So here it is.. Canadian bacon is really ham.

FTX was a front they used to launder money. All politicians and government officials who received “donations” from FTX and its sister companies should be indicted on federal charges and have all their assets seized.

Who watching the fights tonight?

We need to bring bullying back. People have gotten out of line and some deserve to be checked

Aye yo! That buffalo chicken dip from Costco is the truth

I'm not a marksman while sparking, so I spray random. Not a pretty dude, but my moms think I'm handsome. I hate to hear "He say, she say" shit. Unless he say she said she on my dick!

All cat owners should be arrested and beaten up.

After being the 1st mortal in history to DODGE 4th Form Freeza's Death Beam, A frustrated Freeza thinks if he hits him he'll kill him. So Goku LETS HIM DO IT and then blocks it with his JAW. I've felt this way since I was like 15: THIS IS THE MOST ALPHA GOKU MOMENT OF ALL TIME!

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#tookhertotheo #crazystory #KingVon #oblock