When the energy bill for winter comes through #ImACeleb

This CANNOT be real. 😂😂😂😂

J.Lo is great shorthand for Jennifer Lopez, but it's not something you should try if you're Pete Doherty.

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A inspiração e o amor marcaram a jornada de Rei Pelé, que faleceu no dia de hoje. Amor, amor e amor, para sempre. . Inspiration and love marked the journey of King Pelé, who peacefully passed away today. Love, love and love, forever.

In the 90s this was a whole evening's entertainment

Cracking show in Herne Bay tonight with Danny Baker. A million thanks for signing my two programmes for the family - you made their nights. Hope to see you again soon!

In Paris, a new “Everything Is Fine” gif is born x.com/marjo_beb/stat…

“Have you been injured in an accident at the workplace?” #Eurovision2023

When our pilots plan a stag weekend #Eurovision

Thomas, Imogen, Fergus, Chloe and I are having a gooseberry and cinnamon yoghurt. Would you like a gooseberry and cinnamon yoghurt?

We have an important announcement for those fed up with being rained on. After 6 weeks of being AWOL, we have finally found summer.

I'm not ashamed to admit seeing Steps was an extremely emotional moment for me yesterday. Heartbeat was beautiful. Bravo Lisa Scott-Lee Claire Richards Lee Latchford-Evans H from Steps Faye Tozer Brighton & Hove Pride

Duck feathers and their hydrophobic properties

Just one word: Infuriating. #ITVdebate It's just a match of who can talk the most drivel over each other.

What it felt like watching last night's ITV debate

Mariella Frostrup sounds like an edgy MA Film Studies student who just put "How can I slag off The Substance in a wanky way" into ChatGPT and didnt actually watch the film. Totally missed the fundamental message of the movie. #ITVOscars

Congratulations #ITVOscars pre-ceremony show, you've successfully infuriated me so much that I've moved onto my second beer before the ceremony even starts. Please can we all agree that the blonde bob lady (Mariella) should never be invited back.