This is disturbingly accurate

The deadline for NWAV 49 submissions has been pushed back and is now 01 June! nwav49.org/call-for-papers

We are searching for an Asst Prof in Phonological Theory this year. Take note: We particularly welcome applicants whose research engages with any of the following areas: computational linguistics, quantitative approaches, fieldwork, sociolinguistics, and cognitive science (1/2)

Have a breakthrough case of COVID, which I would rate as “not great”

Okay y'all, student mixer, THURSDAY at 4pm EST in the lounge space in gathertown (link available in the poster session links). #NWAV49 Esp if you've brought a class, this is a great way for students to branch out into more connections!

In case of any technical issue, a link to my talk tomorrow ("Multiple Social Routes") is here: vimeo.com/633179621 I talk about style, I talk about structure, I talk about Southern vowels (with lots of sound clips!). Excited to hear comments and questions tomorrow!

Unofficial #NWAV49 party in GatherTown tomorrow! Help spread the word!

Did you want to go to a paper in the “Style and Stylistic Variation” panel tomorrow, but there were too many good papers opposite ours? Good news! The panel’s been moved to 9:35 🤠 (Texas time). Adjust accordingly!

And happy to talk at the poster session later!

I had an especially off day yesterday. I was kinda grumpy the whole day, just felt off, and I had a really hard time doing any work. Ended the day feeling pretty burnt out. In other news, found out this morning that Abby accidentally put decaf in our grinder yesterday.