What a call… 10 admissions, 2 handovers, 12 cases managed 11 SVDs, 1 EMCS And a beautiful morning review presentation. Thank you Jesus🙏✨

Mastery of 3 things make you a Master of the Wards: - Fluid and electrolytes mgt - Glucose control - Blood pressure control (including use of vasopressors if indicated)

Referring a patient you’re capable of managing due to lack of manpower or resources is not weakness. It’s wisdom. You’re giving the patient a fighting chance. Late referral isn’t heroic; it’s harmful.

My chief has a wonderful way of counselling his patients on drug compliance. "Madam, this ur BP no gree go down because you no gree take ur drugs. Its either you take your medicine or bring us new heart make we put for you Patient con dey ask me where she wan see new heart from

During a case presentation today on cholestatic jaundice, my consultant asked me to state Courvoisier’s law. I quoted it as written in some older papers, but he interrupted me and said that a law should be quoted in exact wording. I tried to explain that the original paper was

A consultant paediatric haemato-oncologist (Prof) had a child with sickle cell. He married and had this child as a consultant. Lost the child to complications of sickle cell, at a young age. Truly I say to you, the law makers are the law breakers. Shouldn't he be arrested????

What is the syndrome that causes jaundice here?

Tocilizumab Never again sha

Your consultant allowed you to argue? Must be nice *Laughs in extra call*

Mirizzi syndrome

Tocilizumab Lol this exact picture

Tocilizumab O&G consultants won’t even let you define things in your own words

Especially when they ask you to define maternal mortality ,family planning or infertility. Me wey no like to memorize. I’ll just freestyle.

Tocilizumab Too real😂…the knowledge is there but just because you don’t use the exact words or place the words where they believe it’s meant to be you won’t get it

"Define Labour" 😭😭😂😂

Like I said we color football today!!!!

There are two kinds of people in the world, that I am jealous of: 1) PhD holders 2) Globetrotters Anybody else? There is nothing you could possibly have, that I would envy you for it. When I see friends with either of these two things, I feel the envy flare up and I allow it