I just made some bomb ass mac & cheese.

I just made some bomb ass mac & cheese.

This is what happens when Tax doesn't know what to cook so he makes shit up.

I just randomly spoke Wookie.

Boom. youtube.com/shorts/IPbL0aO…

Brekkies for dinner!

It's official. I have no idea what I'm going to do with myself until the knuckefucks in Congress get it together so I can go back to work.

It also just occurred to me the number of bitchy voicemails I'm going to have to go through once I'm back to working is gonna be fun.

Spaghetti con aglio e olio!

Let's play Spot the Bot!

I think this is the most beautiful grilled cheese I've ever made.

I don't have to work again until December 1st!

HAPPY TURKEY DAY Y'ALL!!!

Personally, I think we should have ditched the dollar bill a long time ago:

Chorizo burritos anyone?

I have nothing to do for the next hour at work. Should I do an AMA?

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! youtu.be/GgPlz67L-LI?si…

Fuck the One China principle. Taiwan is an independent thriving nation that, because of your economic entanglements around the globe, you know you can't afford to invade & conquer.