2 and a half hour drive and I get a ticket the first 10 minutes of it.

Song stuck in my head now. K thx bye.

Stayed out too late. Damn

Set him loose in the house. Let’s see annoyed everyone gets.

Damn. These shorts may be too short for mowing.

Crazy ass moon. This was a wild ass ride. It goes quick, watch it there fella.

Someone sawed em off

Bye yall, it’s been a fun journey!

Time to go freeze my ass off

I can see the dumpster fire in Arkansas that everyone calls “the razorbacks.”

Start spreadin’ tha news… or whatever it is they say….

New York with a convertible is sketch

This place is weird as hell. Time to GTFO 😆

10/10 do not recommend staying in Newark, New Jersey. Just sayin.

I fuckin swear Dallas drivers get a rush out of gas lighting me with turn signals.

How you fuckin work this thing? It ain’t old like my shit.

You’ve angered the horse with all the badgering. Shame.

You boys like Mexico?!? 🤠