Ant Middleton, the fella thrown off UK TV, but scooped up by Australia’s grubbiest network, who love him so much they got him to host two shows that both flopped, and then sat him right next to Seven’s new CEO at the Logie Awards

they give him an ipad in the restaurant so he’s quiet and sits still

Commonwealth expands free shingles vaccine to all immunocompromised adults. Mark Butler MP Australian Department of Health and Aged Care Source: theguardian.com/australia-news…

⭕ LIVE: Israeli forces have raided Al Jazeera's bureau in Ramallah in the occupied West Bank, and ordered it to shut down for 45 days. x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

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Some truly gobsmacking finds in the documents tabled in the senate on #Census2026au #auspol

Anyone been chatting to the lovely @archies_human lately? I miss her tweets and just want to know that she’s fine after all that grief with her arm injuries.

Al Jazeera has been one of the most important sources of information on Israeli bombing and starving Palestinian civilians in Gaza and repression in the West Bank, so Israel shuts down its Ramallah bureau after already have shut its East Jerusalem bureau. apnews.com/article/israel…

This is how heavily armed and masked Israeli soldiers raided Al Jazeera’s bureau in the occupied West Bank's Ramallah and imposed a 45-day closure order. The network has condemned the action as ‘criminal’ and an affront to press freedom.

To survive on welfare Australians must now live in a share house for their whole lives, get into public housing or be forced into homelessness, the report found: theguardian.com/australia-news…

scoop: Albanese government said it had "no objection" to awarding Ben Roberts-Smith a medal when Buckingham Palace first asked if it approved King Charles' bestowing the honour on all Australian VC recipients. crikey.com.au/2024/09/23/ben…

Here’s my vision for what a park in Southbank could look like. Vote for my AI candidate as Lord Mayor of Melbourne

Magpie gets roasted by GOAT for swooping deficiency

Spare a thought for Bec Judd. The infamous Brighton crime gangs stole the elegant dress she planned to wear and she was forced to grab this at the Salvos en route to the Brownlow. Devastating blow.

Today marks 3 years since I sold my red fridge on Gumtree, under the listing ‘RED FRIDGE’. When the buyer arrived, he asked for £50 off because he “didn’t know it’d be red”. Here’s the picture I used for the ad.

“you can come back safely to your homes”

Deniable. My The Sydney Morning Herald The Age cartoon.

When you're trying to make ethnic cleansing sound like a sale at DFO