If you are a cashier at a Casey’s in Ames, Iowa named Jeffery your coworkers do not like you at all. Michelle said “He vapes more than he works” I don’t not think this I am just relaying the message

I’m breeding strictly for athletic purposes

Anytime someone complains about a first world problem my dad says “oh Elon will have that figured out soon”

O Canada is a good song I don’t care #loyaltotheoil

Brooks Koepka is fat

Just saw the new Mr beast video he definitely had that physical trainer killed

Wasn’t familiar with Pamela Bondi. She seems very intelligent and well built. I am now pro war and horny.

Pretty cool the VJ Edgecombe is still close with his super gay brother

I’m not in ICE but I’m coming for you today. It’s Americas birthday.

I’ve been waiting for this mustard to come out for a long time. I love that Kendrick Lamar song.

Spit on me

Bouwmeester best name and football player on Texas

Don’t get me wrong I love bag pipes but there should definitely be some sort of permit or license to own and operate them

Why aren’t women’s college basketball’s weights listed on ESPN? The men’s weights are listed. ESPN I am trying to do my scouting report I need to know how big these women are.

Does anybody have Matt Campbell’s Venmo or crypto wallet? He can also have both of my daughter’s and I will golf with him whenever he wants.

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Quentin Grimes did what on John Collin’s?

If you are in the middle of a set at the gym, fat, and talking to your lifting partner you need to shut the hell up and pound that iron. You fatties should not have any breath left to give after a couple solid reps. Dm me for more fitness advice.

Curtis Jones is Jordan Poole but he doesn’t have an empty skull and he would fully mount Draymond Green and submit him

If I’m shitting and you try to talk to me while I’m shitting. Fuck you.