Drafted a work fantasy team and some dumb bitch picked Josh Allen, Jalen hurts and Pat mahomes on the same team

Smells like a yeast infection in my office

Heading into NYC for work today. My shorts are gonna be soiled by 12 o’clock today #scared

I can’t wrap my head around the fact that there’s people that actually enjoy watching the Bananas play baseball. Making a tomfoolery of the game I once loved

Backshots from Vita Vea or Mullet Man Media ?

Baker is the king of the 2 min drill

So back

If Mullet Man Media knows ball, who was the better player. Clint Dempsey or Landon Donovan

Played in a company golf tournament and finished t3 after Saturday. Felt good but realized my competition was a bunch of stoned and drunk 40+ year old degenerates

Anyone catch Amon Ra’s potty mouth after that tuddy?

Time to start the commute home. Now I get the pleasure of listening to retarded Met fans complain about their piss poor team. Life is eh

Europe to USA rn

Tyrrell Hatton. What a player

Almost had ANOTHER accident on my way to work. Yankee stadium beer shits snuck up on me

All you silly ass Red Sox fans. Where the chatter now? Yall remind me of Met fans fr. Stereotypical losers that would rather see us lose than their own team win. Fuck both of yall. We Bronx in this bitch

Whole squad is OOO again this week

I don’t understand how some of these broads just take 3 week vacations every other month and post that they’re traveling around Europe. Bitch get back to work

CR7

Gotta stop eating spicy food. Asshole burning like Sean Kingstons dance floor