Then call one and let's see, coward!

It's 3.50am and we're not having a very good night. Doris won't settle and keeps panting. I think she's just too warm. She doesn't seem stressed or in pain. But here's the fun bit - she doesn't like the windows open. Babe, ya got to work with me a little here 😂

I know I'm not quite living by what I preach at the moment, but I'm working on my circumstances to change that. Don't get trapped in anyone's shadow. It will only make you unhappy and broken being a fraction of your true self.

I will lick your email

Haha, that could have been a lot worse!

I'm a bit tired of playing life on hard mode. Can I just take a break and maybe just go roam about and collect money and run over hookers for fun?
YES GTA WAS THE LAST GAME I PLAYED!!!!

I just beat Britain First.

I'm definitely feeling a bit left behind again this weekend. Chronic ill friends will get this. Summer sucks. Everyone's out having fun in beer gardens and with their kids - and it really hits how much you miss out on. I hate summer so much. Hardest time if year for me.

So warm tonight I've opened my bedroom window for the first time this year. Let's see if Doris tolerates it or has a complete freak out. She's funny about windows!

Anyone really start questioning their worth when they deal with yet another red flag whilst someone they know is out on her 3rd hen night and about to get married again. Like wtf?! Did I miss a class in school in how to be wife material?

It's arrived! I'm finally gonna find out what all these book girls with their spicy fantasy books are on about. Sure, it's the plot you're reading it for. Definitely not all the fairy porn, y' bunch of kinky weirdo! 😉🤣

I'm in a funny mood.

Who wants to stay up all night and watch all the directors cut lord of the rings with me and eat popcorn and ice cream?

And back to nice hugs ☺️

We've had the house to ourselves this afternoon ☺️

She secretly feels better for it but she's not going to admit it 🤣

There's been an accident. Someone needs a bath.

I want an ovaltine and a head cuddle.

I can't even sleep through it because my brain decided to wake me up to let me know it was trying to explode itself out the front of my skull and take my eyes with it. That's nice of it, I suppose. I would have hated to miss every second of this 🙄