Ok, now offering DICK RATINGS but with a twist. Five bucks and I’ll not only rate your dick but offer you tips on how to improve your dick-pic-taking skills. (un)LIMITED TIME OFFER, and my DMs are open!!

I might get fucked for the first time in over a year soon… Do I play coy and pretend I don’t want him to cum in me or enthusiastically encourage it?

Those hookup profiles that say "safe fun only" then message you looking to meet that day and to raw dog it 🙄 Right, like imma gonna trust ya

When you're feeling down: remember someone, somewhere is jacking off to the thought of nasty, nasty sex with you.

TFW you've got a lunch date when all you want is him railing you in a quiet corner

Ugh @ cis het men

Hey Royal Bank, this building you own in Camden has been empty since 2016. When we've tried to contact you about occupying it, we're told "there are plans for it". But no plans have materialised. Why not let us put in a museum for a couple years while you make plans?

Is there a better feeling than when he slides his big dick in, balls deep, for the first time? Yes, I got laid for the first time in over a year 🎉

Hungary. What the actual fuck with your homophobia? Homosexuality ≠ Paedophilia Do some learning.

This rope bunny needs tied up

Y’all ever get so horny you just want someone to bend you over, pin you down and fuck you hard without any foreplay? Yeah, I’m at that stage. Just fill me with cock and cum.

I may be a creampie obsessed horny gal but that don’t mean I’ll fuck anyone with a penis and I’m definitely not down to fuck raw if you aren’t prepared to get tested first. There isn’t any shame in STI testing 🤷‍♀️ I take my time because when I find a good one it’s worth it.

I need more sleep. Need cum as well. This somno bunny is lacking someone to creampie her when she’s asleep.

Sexting with my favourite FWB. Fuck, I miss him fucking and cumming inside me.

Imma gonna get railed!!! Fuck buddy is big, girthy, cums like a horse AND can keep going. He’s also got a massive breeding kink too. Fuck, my pussy is going to be tender and dripping for days when he’s done and I can’t wait.

Aiming for a slut girl summer. Who’s with me?