I may spend money on stupid sh!t but at least I aint spending money on diapers and formula.

when a car lets you cross so you hit one of these

Nobody Else Could’ve Made That Dry Salad Look As DELICIOUS As Kimberly Elise Did 😭

You have exhausted my patience. But I hope you understand that even now, what’s about to happen…this is me being reasonable

me when someone convinces me to wear something that isn't black

Soap bubbles brought to the next level

متداول :

شخص شاهد رحيل ثيابه أمامه بفعل الرياح العاتيه عند فتحة لبوابة الحوش 😂!!

Julia Louis-Dreyfus seemed to be not PC and hilarious just fine.

have we considered making a sequel to spy I think it would solve a lot of problems

When I complain about my body but I keep eating

Omg but how?

📹 seandoesmagic

BITCH LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i think about this all the time

mesmerized by this italian plastic surgery practice's instagram lol

“Omg you're so quiet”

Me around people I actually like and trust:

How our parents claimed they traveled to school

Baby the water is cold after allat & now I'm mad 😭😭