THANK YOU ENGLAND CRICKET. FUCK THOSE SHRIMP EATING DICKWADS. #CRIKEY

*DIES*

#ooc Kira Two Belts Hello! My name is Iggy, and I am very interested in bringing a Gaijin stable into ROK with my best friend. I was hoping we could have a chat about the fed and potential ideas! Can you get in touch with me, please?

I am entertained.

Tuning in tonight for the Genesis show of UPRISING to watch all the great action, esp[ecially my two former partners Don Tirri & @RebirthOfIgnis. Make this old grumpy gal bounce again you guys!

People who think drinking in the morning is unacceptable have clearly never watched Great Britain play hockey....

HOLY CRAP, WE ACTUALLY SCORED

See I told you all, he's being a right pillock.

So... I suppose I should introduce myself, Reno. I am a freedom fighter. A pioneer of justice. Your friend. #YouBelong

I would like to officially extend my heartfelt congratulations to my dear old friend and former tag team partner THE LUCHADORK on her impressive victory. Just please stop preying on the weak to fill your bank account. I thought better of you.

"The man who gets beat down isn't the loser. The guy who can't tough it out to end, he's the one who loses." - Daisaku Kuze, Yakuza 0 One can't start a revolution without an established order to overthrow. This is the way things had to be. It is not the way things shall end.

To be honest, I'll wear that brand of "cheater" proudly. The Belonging is anti-establishment, we take what edge we can get. To do otherwise would be to wear one's arse for a hat.

Me & the Belonging are enjoying a few drinkypoos with the UPRISING Champion THE LUCHADORK right now. Part former friends and partners catching up, part a case of class mingling with class.

For those wondering, the Belonging will be in attendance at tomorrow's UPRISING Revolution! Partially to discuss future challengers. Partially to make fun at the Socialites! But primarily to make sure all you fans know that YOU BELONG.

Hey Nico Pazzini, my good friend and fellow champion Arabella Blackheart has a question for you?

This is going precisely how I expected. If GB don't beat SOMEBODY at this tournament, and Leeds get relegated, I might just turn heel and start braining people with chairs.

Arse.

Can someone please explain to me how Gareth Southgate hasn't been fired? ...Out of a cannon. ...INTO THE SUN.