I am officially launching my write-in campaign for “Soil and Water Conservation District Supervisor” of Orange County, North Carolina! If you know anyone in the area who has not yet voted, tell them that I WILL conserve their soil and water.

Adam Kohn and his dad at Purple Valley 2027

SOMEONE FIND DAAN A SHIPPING CONTAINER

Losing in quarters has never stopped truck stop from winning nationals before

Ben gyatt (is this anything?)

Sure it’s kinda weird to see the 8 year old clips of Khalif, Valeria, Dylan, etc in the long live ultimate commercial, but what are those little kids up to now? Will they be cooking at YCCs in a few years?

Pony? Rhino? Huge weekend for hoofed quadrupeds.

Revolver? Machine? Rough weekend for mechanical objects.

YEAHHHHHHH SPROCKET!!! BOSTON >>>>>

Women’s division is about 5 years ahead of mixed and 10 years ahead of men’s in terms of hand signal usage and accuracy

How many of the goals or assists by Brute Squad so far have come from a player who actually lives in Boston? Like 2?

Fuck yeah Brute Squad goated halftime interview

Absolutely unhinged that Chain reposted this. What did they mean by that? We aren’t celebrating you. This tweet isn’t a good thing.

You heard Raphy. Small ball is dead.

Dylan Freechild give us a “Portlanddddddd!! This is for youuu!!”

Spike of the year in the first point liv 🍉🇵🇸 that was so sick

Rocking my favorite national finalists HS jersey at the gym Sprocket Ultimate

Tyler knew I would need a new piece of media to consume too much of after nationals ended and goddamn Darling, I is exactly that