Love the fact that the bloke who owns spoons always looks pissed. 🤣🤣🤣

Been out panic buying today. Luckily managed to get these two while there were still some on the shelves 🤣🤣

What about all the people having affairs?!

There is no wonder the epicenter of this virus is in London. #Bellends

I know we are on lockdown @cazzabarks but we need to nip out and get some dishwasher tablets. I am just not feeling the cutlery.

Yeah this needs to be clarified by the government 👌

Absolutely true. All them people coming into the UK every day from all over the world without being tested yet we are not allowed out.

We now hide food from the kids in the house. I am embarrassed that it has come to this but adults need to eat as well 🤣🤣🤣

Alright it's international giveaway time - Looking to make someone's quarantine time a little more fun! Giving away this customized SNES Edition Nintendo Switch Just RETWEET to enter and I'll pick a random winner in 24 hours. Shoutout to ColorWare for making this possible!

So after just coming back from shops we are sat in the garden having a drink when the ASDA van pulls up? Totally forgot we ordered all that food 3 weeks ago. We now need another freezer @cazzabarks 🙃

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Hey tweeters hope you are all well. There are some new "kids" in town.

I couldn't agree more.

Okay so I am on the Isle of man were no cases of COVID have been reported. I am working with 3 other guys who have never tested + yet the NHS app keeps telling me I have been near someone that has. 🤔

#McflyAllAboutUs probably my favourite band ever. Sorry Fall Out Boy but you are number 2 and Panic! At The Disco number 3

You could get some of these in the pro shop Alan Key ?

#Withernsea #Holderness

Hi Twitter. Sorry it's late but I need 10 more followers tonight. Please RT to help me out. Many thanks.

So I did a job in Dublin which finished on the 26th November last year. Customer paid in Jan through PayPal UK and they have kept my money ever since just saying it is "on hold" Taking them off my invoices now. Shower of shit.

Just hanging with famous Aussie weatherman Nate Byrne, as you do. mark lamplough