Bingo.

A dirty kitchen gives me such anxiety. Why are there dishes in the sink and the counters aren’t wiped down??

Today is the one year anniversary of my Mom’s passing at 10pm. I can’t believe I haven’t heard her voice or felt her touch in a whole year.

I feel attacked.

This high-speed homicide case is gutting me. The judge is crying and shaking while giving his sentencing.

OMFG 😂😂😂😂😂 Someone please send this to Karen #KarenRead

RT this if you’ve ever been victimized by a man (sexually, physically, verbally, or emotionally) I just wanna see something.

You know it’s been a day when you don’t even take the time to chill the white wine. Just straight to the bottle

Say it again!

AITA or should people who bring their children to your house clean up after them? Cuz why am I picking up grapes and pizza crust from all over my floor?

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Yall really thought Iran wasn’t going to do anything?

People who try to shame you into donating to their kid’s whatever deserve a special place in a hell. Don’t shame me for seeing the message and not responding. My silence was a response.

Why am I up making homemade pickles and cleaning wipes?

People with kids: do you usually invite your friends who DO NOT have children to your child’s birthday party? Are kid’s parties different now?

Damn Malcom-Jamal Warner! That’s so sad

Successful first day at the new teaching job!