Doing stand up in a skirt

Does “you’ll find it when you stop looking <3” work for wallets????

Down so bad I just watched his Instagram reel sketch to completion

Asked my intern where she thought she’d be at my age and she said “well HOPEFULLY married”

Playing this to my kids during their developmental years like it’s baby Mozart

Teaching my two interns about being a vulnerable leader by crying infront of them at work

This is what it feels like to email your landlord

Bringing the plane down because I had to buy a skims bra using LTE

No one loves to collab post more than 28 year olds getting engaged

And on top of everything, it’s my birthday?!

How many Sephora points do you get when you order The Substance?

Finished answering my txts and people have started replying

Asking to get buried “Pretty Little Liars Style”

“Have you seen my email about-”

Sitting like this in front of my space heater rn

Doctors are recommending I post through it!!

What it feels like to double txt a guy

Soft launching my situationship to my friends and family

Can January 1st not count towards my final grade

Just ate a Kit Kat on my lunch break. My life’s a commercial 😍