Lemme stroke my ego real quick

I just wanna rent a cabin with a hot tub for like four days in the mountains with wine and great views

Sharpened my skates just for this

Need to learn how to correctly paint walls* 😭

USA WINS GOLD🇺🇸🥇

You know how many people died to prevent that flag from ever being in that building.

Trump when he sees Melania scrolling on Twitter

Tell us you’re Canadian without saying you’re Canadian:

I need these crazies to stop coming into work 😭

Is he still the best president y’all ever had?🤡

Just finished an hour and a half long round of uno.. as the champ 💪🏻

Broke my finger in dodgeball thanks to this bad boy

People at work really need to stop asking me if I’m doing alright. I am fine, I’m sorry I’m just tired and ugly!!!

i can’t do this anymore

I’ve played hockey with him 😂

how it started vs how it’s going

Six straight wins. Top spot in the National Hockey League. These Florida Panthers are for real!