A mattress in a box?! The future is crazy!

Happy Dan. #greggs #primark

I’m the envy of Maida Vale. #greggs

It’s Friyay!!!! On holiday in Guernsey as the Channel Islands kick off their Pride celebrations. So I’ve got my bestest clothes on and a smile on my face as I head off to make friends and eat and drink myself silly. Btw, can you believe I’m not a model?!?! #channelislandspride

It is a pretty crown though.

Looks like Vodafone UK is being extra shitty today.

For sale. 5 bottles of gin and 12 mixed tonics. £100. London Pink Granite, Channel Islands Liquor Co Junimperium, Craft Gin Club Special Edition Lantic, Craft Gin Club Special Edition Opihr, G&J Distillers Blue Bottle, Three Fingers Distillery DM if interested #gin

Not a good year to be a Liz is it? #LizTrussPM

Waiting for everyone to freak out when Twitter goes down at midday as the entire UK tries to grab Greggs brunch tickets.

So I missed out on tickets for Greggs brunch. 😢 If anyone has a spare for London and wants to take me, I’ll treat you to a steak bake! Pretty please!

Can someone send Rishi Sunak a dictionary so he can look up the definition of “integrity, professionalism and accountability”. What an idiot! #PMQs

I love my long hair. It’s slowly grown on me.

Happy Festive Bake Day Greggs!

Happy Festive Bake Day! #greggs #festivebake

11pm on a Thursday night during tube strikes. How are Londoners not rioting?! #tubestrike #london

Hi HM Revenue & Customs HMRC Customer Support. I tried call this morning but was on hold for 30mins before being cut off. I called again, was on hold for another 30mins, spoke to someone for 5mins and then got cut off again. How do I contact someone about my 2nd missing cheque from August?

Whatever you think of Harry, you have to admit, he’s still hot. #PrinceHarry

Is it me or is the moon ridiculously big tonight?

Hyde Park in B&W.

Hi Twitter. Sorry I’m not on here much anymore. I’ll try to do better. In the meantime, here’s a pic I took on my way home tonight.