And I’m gonna kick his ass…AGAIN.

// People are big mad about an OOC list? Let me pour some gas on the fire; I made the list and I’ve been away from the game damn near 6 months. 😘

// Sean Waltman is a godsdamned sweetheart. Met him at a local indie show at the famous Cow Palace. We chopped it up about his torn pec and surgery and he let me cop a feel of his chesticle (to show how much scar tissue he had after surgery). Sweet fucking guy…

// Knock knock crazy motherfuckers… Just dropping in to say hi. Hi. Back to your regularly scheduled dumpster fires.

How I could have made a better Star Wars trilogy than the sequel trilogy while still achieving Kathleen Kennedy’s end goal of attracting new fans, appeasing old fans, and selling a literal fuckton of merch…🤷🏻‍♂️

// I’ve been away for so long, but I’m still curious what you weirdos might cook up…

Whabout moi? You almost killed me. I think that gives me carte blanche…

Oh look, another dumpsterfire started by a toxic cunt... I'm going back to my self imposed exile...for now. Carry on weirdos.

If your handler was a basement dwelling male, he'd be a very convincing drag queen and a gorgeous one at that (inside and out)...

// So... I won't be fedding anytime soon, that said, I'd like to hop on here more often just to interact with y'all. I have to admit, despite all the dumpsterfires & dumptrucks & their BS takes, I do miss you guys, not all of you, clearly... Is that okay with y'all weirdos?

// For my fellow metalheads; I saw Static-X (who I got to meet!), Sevendust, Dope & Lines of Loyalty (pretty good upcoming band if I say so myself) last night in San Francisco Great fucking show. RIP Wayne, your boys are doing well in honoring your name and legacy. 🤘🏼

I'm pretty sure that guy's name was Lemmy Kilmister and the band was called Motorhead... // This is all subjective. I love me some Ozzy, always have. But I just don't see him as the definitive frontman.

// Just a random observation; anyone else getting a shitton of conservative, hard right leaning accounts and posts on your timelines? Like, the only people I follow or as far as I can tell that follow me are majority efedders… Is this Elon being Elon?

On today’s edition of The State of Efedding; Velvet Rabbit: World sends another toxic clown packing in tears. In other news; water is wet. // I’ll never understand why people fuck with Candice? She’s a treasure w/a heart o’ gold, but you fuck w/her & she will bring the receipts.

// Anyone else getting messages from Fizz Allmendinger on Discord about getting scammed? Or was he hacked?

// Gahdamn, I keep seeing all these cool ass AI generated images some of you folx are using for your non-wrestling related pic bases. Pretty damn impressive how AI is being used in such a creative way for our lil ol’ niche community. Anywho, as ya were, weirdos.

Just curious, I see folx on here with official X/Twitter Parody Account disclaimers. When did that become a thing?

My favorite squirrel in human form has spoken.