Laura (aka Dana W. Patterson) (@danawpatterson) 's Twitter Profile
Laura (aka Dana W. Patterson)

@danawpatterson

Professional editor and writer. I write at AO3 as Dana W. Patterson. Find me everywhere as DanaWPatterson

🥥 🏳️‍🌈 She/Her/Hers

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linkhttps://archiveofourown.org/users/DanaWPatterson/pseuds/DanaWPatterson calendar_today06-05-2018 23:51:02

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What is with today? First my debit card goes down, now Hulu won't let me log in. I pay a small fortune each month for streaming. ...not like anyone will see a credit on their bill for losing service...ffs

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Over the last six months or so, I've had nothing but problems with Key Bank. Just before my weekend trip, the debit processor crashed and the local ATM wasn't working (what else is new?). Today, the app shows me none of my accounts have balances available. Time for a new bank

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Hi Everyone. Thanks for your prayers and concerns. I'm recovering in the hospital for a few more days and then heading home. Silver lining? No work for 6 to 8 weeks. The fun part? Ali (the girl who updated everyone) and I were on a first date when I collapsed. A great impression

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Nurses and doctors: don't watch the election coverage. It'll escalate your stress and heart rate. Me: *watches anyway.* Monitor: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

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Life Update: I'm going home tomorrow! Other update: I'm going to start spending more time over at the sky site. Same name. See you there.