It occurs to me that we’re in for a solid decade minimum of “why killing a dog is at the heart of being a REAL middle American” messaging from the GOP. 🤦🏾‍♂️

I did not have 'Owning the liberals by murdering my pet' on my BINGO card, which is my own damn fault.

My dog is currently sleeping at my feet, secure in his knowledge that I don’t aspire to be Donald Trump’s running mate

Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit. I’ll start.

Does the governor have an alibi?

I like how DNC Chair Jaime Harrison just does the job of helping get Democrats elected, rather than appear on TV every single day saying outlandish things.

Who owned the gravel pit?

Why was she too far from the goat to get a clean shot?

Why didn’t she just give the goat to someone to slaughter?

She discharged a weapon 3 times without noticing other people were nearby

What did she do w the carcasses?

In the interest of complete fairness here is a picture of the former president with his favorite dog:

Is shooting your dog & goat in a gravel pit in violation of any local ordinances?

If you’re thinking about writing a book, don’t work with Kristi Noem’s editor.

Batters miss it but teams should think hard about how many sliders/sweepers they let their pitchers throw.

Ready for the weekend 💙 🐾

I never expected Brandon Johnson to be a competent mayor, but it’s still kinda shocking how staggeringly inept he is. I mean, how can you be Mr Socialism & give away everything a private sports team demands?

Libertarians really understand the Democratic Party!

That didn’t last long: Meijer withdraws from U.S. Senate race in Michigan detroitnews.com/story/news/pol…

All that room is missing is a sarcophagus

Were the hammer & sickle hipsters* always on Twitter? I don’t recall seeing any of them until the last few years.

*As opposed to the sinister hammer & sickle accounts rampant in 2015-2016

Bennett be best Dana Houle If I were Trump, I wouldn't pick a VP who was willing to put down anything they couldn't control.

Not joking:

Noem is likely a sociopath

She also appears to want to be Trump’s running mate

She probably put that story in the book to appeal to (dog-phobic) Trump

Kristi Noem says she’s pro-life but never considered adoption.