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Good bye Moonman

"Unless you're a really hot goth and i'm railing the shit out of you" -Dan the Straight

"And then i punched her in the face" -Dan the Straight

Exercised too hard and punched a hole in my ceiling.

"I raped that cheesy bread" -Jason Woods

"My balls are fucking huge man!"

I ended it with signing the bat symbol. A full year before i got the tattoo haha

Jason just called someone a "stupid nigger" and "dumb coon" and now he's trying to convince Dan and i how he's not racist.

I love when bitches grab my nuts like a falcon swooping in on a kitten.

Hey, I don't know if I every told you this... but I like to wait till 3am sometimes to watch the preacher channel.

Is thata nude? I thought it was a butthole!

"In all fairness, you asked me to spit on my cock" -some random hoe

When I die these bitches can still fuck my hologram

"@KingKClutch 's head is the best" @HappyMedium95

"I never kissed Garret Venza"- Jason Woods

Well the start of this new years has been....weird to say the least