Had a mole removed at hospital yesterday. Doctor, knife in hand, asks what I did for a living. Me - ‘Don’t hate me when I tell you.’ Dr - ‘Tax man?’ Me - ‘No.’ Dr - ‘Cop?’ Relieved my job is only the second most hated..... 😳

My patience is like a gift card, I never know how much is left on it 🙄

Baths are marketed as relaxing. For tall people it’s just a warm sit down while you soak yourself in installments. Tall people problems!

NATO thinks they have hostiles, try getting in the shower and using the wrong shampoo!

Hate holiday companies that say save £**** on your next holiday by booking now. How about NO! Give me the saving for this holiday!!

I’ll take a bowl of roast potatoes and gravy over any Christmas Day meal 😍

The socially acceptable thing to do any day of the week 👌🏼

Off to walk his Xmas belly off, I mean mine 🤪

National Skip Day today… skip queues about to be longer than the Boxing Day sales. 🤪

Proper throwback… who remembers these in jars? 🙋‍♂️

Watching your child eat and enjoy their food is priceless 😍

Happy New Year 🍾 Thinking of those who are sadly no longer with us. As we turn the page to a new chapter, let’s be kind, stay safe, respect different views, and hope 2026 is kind to you and your families 💙 #HappyNewYear2026

When you've simply had enough!

He has no idea how handsome he is 😍 #Louie

Top travel mugs. Bought for football coaching mornings and discovered they fit a large Costa winner. Apparently keep drinks hot for 6 hours, but let’s be honest… no coffee survives that long. Reduced in Asda and cheaper than Amazon. ☕️

This new Spanish Latte is far nicer than I anticipated..... its dangerously good 😬 #CostaCoffee Costa Coffee #SpanishLatte