Wait, can the European sports keep going please? Another shoot out? I mean, I have no skin in this game, but it really clears my timeline of the political clown show over here. #euro2020final

Y’all ever wanna do something wild, sit through voir dire in Beverly Hills.

Now that audiences are returning to theatres, *please* remember good THEATRE ETIQUETTE. Not everyone was taken to the theatre as a child, as I was, so here are some golden rules:

All Too Well (Taylor’s version from the vault) is my new Meadowlark.

Oo- it’s warm-ish for November.

Roller coaster twitter, my brain can't figure this out... can anyone explain the change from the original design? "..the lower bents will be upper bents until the tunnel" — Is MC Escher doing the redesign? Changing to a downward helix? Weird phrasing for a simple fix? Hmm...

I am so excited to feel something other than indifference towards the Bengals. #WhoDey

And just like that, I closed this chapter of the pandemic for good. Bye, Wordle 243 X/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩

The Second Amendment literally starts with the words WELL REGULATED.

This is going to be truly amazing for sleeping and absolutely disastrous for my marriage. Thanks, Kings Island!!! citybeat.com/news/kings-isl…

Hey Apple I think it’s time for roller coaster mode

why does my brain make me do these things you’re welcome

Okay that's it, I've had it! I'm starting a new Twitter. It's just a Google doc that everyone in the world shares: docs.google.com/document/d/1UE…

This beyond chaotic and so totally amazing

Mastadon makes my brain hurt... I'm giving post.news a go post.news/?r=YC1bl

So who calls a penalty on the Chiefs for an extra player on the field when the extra player is one of the refs?

Anyone who says women are too emotional have clearly never seen a bunch of men tank the stock market after getting “spooked”

I threw away the box to my iPhone. That, my friends, is growth.

Can someone do a super cut but it’s just the men’s and women’s olympic gymnastic team asking each other where’s my jacket/is that my jacket/no that’s yours