"Remind me to never mix Tequila and coke when there's karaoke"

"Why are we friends again?"

"Touchè"

First off...God damnit Gage Lee Jacobs {FAKE} with the videos of drunk karaoke. Second... why in the hell is Baldwine Bourbon liking it? (Morgan L. Marshall, Montgomery Lee Baldwine JR. {Fake})

God. Damnit. Gage.

{Text: Asshole} Check out the newest member of the fleet. (Gage Lee Jacobs {FAKE})

The man barked out a laugh. {Text: Asshole} It's okay to be jealous. Maybe I'll let you give her a wax job.

{Text: Asshole} Seriously dude, when you coming down?

{Text: Asshole} And do what? Seriously why do you live in dumbfuck Egypt? Makes no sense.

{Text: Asshole} Question still stands regardless of semantics.

#NewProfilePic

#WCMEW (Woman caught my eye Wednesday) Genivere Elise Baldwine It was a pleasure to make your acquaintance Miss Baldwine. I hope it can happen again soon.

// Testing

#WIW Genivere Elise Baldwine "If things work out, I'll be seeing you -real- soon Miss Baldwine."

#WIW Genivere Elise Baldwine "Soon our paths will be crossing again. To say I'm looking forward to it is an understatement."

#WIW Genivere Elise Baldwine "Stunning doesn't even begin to describe you. Looking forward to possibilities of what's to come."