No babe you put the crystals on the Glock. Divine shots only

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It's also good to know that she's referring to Osun state's governor (Davido's uncle)🙂 3.2 Billion naira can also do the following for the people of Osun state: 1. Healthcare: ₦3.2B Can build 15 (FIFTEEN) fully equipped primary health care centres, UPGRADE 5 hospitals with (ICU

Love Nigerian brands down but everything cannot be 100k. Savannah lets slow down pls

fat loss this, muscle gain that . this is the #1 reason you should lift weights

Call each friend individually and repeat the story as many times as you can.

My siblings had a fight once and it went like this Lucas: “Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!” Sam: “Lucas.” To this day I still laugh out loud in inappropriate settings because I randomly think of it.

You need to be at the same place as your spouse on the trad spectrum and the horny spectrum. Matching those up is probably the most important thing.

Sigh. As this vid drop, God suppose just close eye take like 4-7 Politicians

don't be sacrificing your bodies for men who don't cherish and kiss the ground you walk on fr

He’s literally a baby this world is unfair

I cannot stress enough: you're not married til you're married Don't cheat on a boyfriend or girlfriend, but if you meet someone you truly think is a better match, there's nothing wrong with breaking up to pursue them instead Dating is not "mini-marriage"

Neptune has now entered Aries. Let that sink in for a minute. NO ONE ALIVE has ever experienced Neptune final Aries Ingress before. This is uncharted spiritual territory. History level energy. This isn’t just a transit, it’s a once in a lifetime shift!

“Why should we hire you?” Buss down ti wo 600k, saanu mi baba mi nau 😭🫴

These places are terrible places to live sha. I don’t understand this nonsense PR that y’all are doing. Y’all just enjoy shitting on the island.

Babies are easy because when they are upset it is one of three easily verifiable things (hungry/tired/poopy). Toddlers are hard because when they are upset it is because you disrupted some perceived esoteric order to the cosmos that is nearly inscrutable. Like “you can’t put the

The 19yr old boy said he learnt tiling in year 2017, meaning he was around 10yrs old when he began hustling on the streets. There are many more like him out there with no hope. Meanwhile we can’t crowdfund everyone out of poverty. The ball remains in the court of our leaders.

“We regret to inform you” You will regret you informed me😭

Almost everyone in my immediate circle who lives in Lagos and doesn’t own their own home is presently in this quandary. It is a silent (not so silent) crisis.

lol. the weird witchy girls have always been right.