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Dale Allen Berg

@daleallenberg

Keynote Speaker, Captivating Story Teller and Stay-At-Home Dad to 4 special needs kids with #Autism and #RettSyndrome; All while fighting with #MS myself.

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Dear Chocolate Chip Distributors, If 170 grams equals one cup, why are your bags 300 grams - leaving me 40 grams short of 2 cups… … oh wait! I see what you’re doing here. But I don’t like it.

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April 1: The only day of the year that people critically evaluate things they find on the internet before accepting them as true.

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There is a big difference between school and life. In school, you’re taught a lesson, and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test, that teaches you a lesson.

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We are living in an inclusive world. Therefore, if we feel that you are speaking in a non-inclusive way - you will be excluded.

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A scientific, peer reviewed study - AKA a blog I wrote and posted on Facebook - confirms that parents live a longer, happier and healthier life if when woken up in the middle of the night, they find their baby in a sleeper with ONE! zipper as opposed to 73 snaps.