HOWLING

By now we should have had Barb & Star Go to the Moon, Barb & Star Meet Frankenstein, Barb & Star Crack the Case, Barb & Star: Infinity War. 20 Avatar movies and only one Barb & Star is a sick joke.

As a theme park enthusiast the plothole that bothers me most in the new Jurassic World is that we're told the last generation of dinosaurs is dying out, and they still aren't a draw in zoos, everyone is tired of them. Bro look at the last week of Muppetvision 3D

please go see sorry, baby in theaters :)

SEPT 28 The Little Theatre thelittle.org/animation-mixt…

Oh fuck, Willow.

SHREK screens AUGUST 22 (craft night!) & 24 (traditional screening) at The Little Theatre! thelittle.org/shrek/

Weapons really changed the game. During Nobody 2, all I could think about was how a family of 4 was sharing a measly 4 hot dogs.

Me at ChatGPT:

Without audio the kid looks like he’s experiencing his gay awakening from mario 😭

Our screening was not nearly THIS vocal, but was still a very good time 😆

Those people whose letterboxd tags are like - with John - with Ben - 9pm - raining - bad mood - wife left me - IMAX

Obsessed with Amy Adams silently vowing to never be in a good movie again as an act of defiance against The Academy

Literally every Spielberg movie I’ve watched since seeing the Fabelmans has been entirely unlocked by seeing the Fabelmans

We can officially raise the alert level from "Wow, Things Sure Seem Bad" to "Uh Oh! I Recognize This One From the Textbook"

sinning extra hard tonight so i don’t get raptured tomorrow. too many movies i gotta see. they’re doin avatar again

Genius

Me when I have to log into Google from a laptop I've used 1000 times

ughhhhh i didn’t fix my entire life this weekend FUCK