I am still that pup. x.com/RevRichardCole…

*slightly puzzled dog face* Not sure I understand quite what's going on, but this may be... grr... interesting? Cremation, followed by MuMufication.

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@RevRichardColes Happy Birthday, darling Richard. So many people love you (and I'm one of them). 🍾🎂

xxx to my @RevRichardColes

What?

Children's Society are interested in me going to Sierra Leone. @RevRichardColes is not impressed.

@RevRichardColes I may have the body of a small sausagey dog, but I have the heart and mind of Glenda Jackson

Daydreams about fish pâté.

Done some praying, just finished having a wash. Here I am for #TripeCat2014: Tripe Marketing Board 💚

You're all such delightful humandogs. *happy tail wags*

*keep a close eye on the antics of our humandog housemates*

Humandogs. Let's all try to resist our instinctive behaviour. telegraph.co.uk/news/science/s…

Ahhh, ears flying in the breeze. x.com/celiahart/stat…

*stares silently*

*hopes for sparkly things* x.com/LittleSausage/…

*struts back and forth, looking exceptionally gorgeous*

Let no dog or humandog doubt who's in charge of this rabble! x.com/RevRichardCole…

I'm here too. We're all still here. *attempts to start a barking frenzy*

Will someone please reassure me that my name *does* come from Turgenev and not a restaurant.