Consider the silent repose of the sausage as compared to the aggressiveness of bacon.

Raccoon Dogs, huh? It seems the news has omitted the most fascinating aspect of Tanuki... #VillaIncognito

When they tell you to grow up, they mean stop growing. Reach a nice level plateau and settle there, predictable and unchanging, no longer a threat.

He worked too hard, smiled too little and dined as one indifferent to both flavor and fate; he clearly was a hero in need of rescue by a princess.

If by the quarter of the twentieth century godliness wasn't next to something more interesting than cleanliness, it might be time to reevaluate our notions of godliness.

This is the room where Jezebel frescoed her eyelids with history’s tragic glitter.

The more advertising I see, the less I want to buy.

We seem to face an enemy who, no matter how many times we win, will best us in the end. He has so many allies: time, disease, boredom, stupidity, religious quackery, and bad habits.

Since it's been a topic of discussion recently— 📚 New to Tom Robbins? Which novel should you read first? 📘 Already a reader? Which should you read next? 📖 Will's Infinite Library breaks it down → youtu.be/vHR1urg6y_Q

Beautiful stereotypes.

I rather like the smell of absurdity in the morning.

For now, I'll leave you with something I never had the chance to share before. Myself and Tom Robbins. Virginia, October 2015. (He's the one on the right.)

—𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐁𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐘— 𝐒𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟐𝐧𝐝, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑 𝐋𝐚 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫, 𝐖𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐨𝐧 🦜 lovelaconner.com/tom-robbins-da…