Tell me this isn’t how it actually works...

being cliqued up at work is the most loserish shit ever 😭

This, but while at work.

And then put this with my last quote-tweet. Pretty much how I live.

if you ever meet someone who at one point was globally ranked in a video game hire them immediately

Those Epstein files must be nuclear.

Now do central banks.

I think I just figured out why i get so much hate from coworkers.

The healthiest people I know avoid doctors.

I once went to the doctor in 2015, at age 41, for an actual medical issue and the doctor said, “Oh, it looks like we didn’t get all your medical records because it says here you haven’t been to the doctor since 1996.” Me: “Sounds about right” The look of terror on her face LOL

A man who can simply do what he said he would do is so rare now he looks like a wizard

Huh…. Weird. All these calls for me to be humble before I even begin. Weird.

Sometimes it's people *slightly* ahead of you.

I’d have $1,020,000.

If Bill Gates is willing to sneak drugs into his wife imagine what he’s willing to sneak into vaccines for strangers. Sicko.

How it feels explaining morals and principles to a grown adult

Do you mean am I fine with living around other people? Yeah, I’m fine.

I would rather see ivy covered cars strewn across long forgotten roads than see those in power build the new world for our children.

I had a dream that i was old and the govt was repossessing my home and land through property taxes because i couldn’t afford them in my advanced retired age. I burned the house down and salted the earth. Prophetic.