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InShaneInTheMembrane

@dagenham5

'Why isn't Dwight Yorke in the England Squad?'

Andrew Jackson : 2000

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calendar_today08-01-2011 22:47:49

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A little girl’s father had gone missing. The girl drew a sketch of her father for the police. And as soon as the police found the man, seeing his actual photograph made the news anchors burst out laughing. 😅

Football Tweet ⚽ (@football__tweet) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Roy Keane reacting to Sir Alex Ferguson’s description of his performance against Juventus during the treble season. The mentality… absolutely unreal. 🤯

Addy D. (@addy_147) 's Twitter Profile Photo

⚠️ Public service announcement ⚠️ for all international snooker fans at the WST #GermanMasters final in Berlin that may not listen to German news: Starting at 3am public buses, trams and local trains will go on strike for 24 hours. Plan your journey home on Monday

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Wife shouts to me last night "The snooker is kicking off". I laughed loudly and said "snooker doesn't kick off like football, a match or a frame starts" Then I realised. She was watching Quentin Hann vs Andy Hicks 🤣🤣

Phil Haigh (@philhaigh_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This was an absolutely delish bit of Mark Selby from Mark Selby. No one Mark Selbys quite like Mark Selby. Not just the snookers, but walloping in the pink after as well. Brilliant.

InShaneInTheMembrane (@dagenham5) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If I'm watching a TV show, and during the adverts, it's Thrush, Periods and Feminine Hygiene. I automatically assume the show isn't meant for me and turn off.

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🚨 HEARN: UNDER BENN'S CONTRACT, TKO/ZUFFA HAVE TO PROMOTE FURY SHOW "On the Conor Benn-Regis Prograis situation, you were seeking clarification on whether that was the fight Conor was getting $15m for. Any update on that and who the promoter for [Fury-Makhmudov] actually is?"