Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

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This one really hurts, you guys.

Went to Teasers in Flint to watch the babe beeb ship. Felt respectful to support the ladies.

Hey Teasers | Flint, MI, I’m currently taking applications for gIgs. DJ K-Money always rocks the house with erotic jams that empty wallets, you guys.

Wait. Did some people used to not like Creed?! Saw some meme vids. Confused.

Sad that unchills think they’re too good for Creed. Haters gonna hate. More for us fans tho, you guys

DJ Burns is my guy, you guys.

Happ ‘Ster, you guys.

Sometimes I wonder if the government hacked my brain and gave all my ideas away. It’s just a Karl world now, too bad I ain’t seein’ a dime.

So sick of this, you guys.

Happ Good Fride, you guys.

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Hey Prime Video, we all know who wrote the best Road House sequel. Especially babes. Get with Mayor Guy Fieri and hit me up or I’m going to Netflix or Roku Tubi or some crap. Big Karl’s pockets have a healthy appetite. Let’s ball like never before, you guys.

Refs really seem like they want to have oral intercourse with North Carolina, you guys.

Happ St. Paddy’s to ya. Wrote “GET CARNAL WITH ME I’M IRISH” in Sharpie on a white teesh. Pretty much all I have to do now is cut the sleeves off, get ‘neebed, and let the damp babes flock to my bod, you guys.

One time a kid in grade school told me that the holes in my Swiss cheese was from dwarfs puttin’ their peeners in it. Sounded legit, but I still ate the Swiss chee sando my mom made me. Didn’t have no money for hot lunch, you guys.

Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

Here’s some wild, yet tasteful, filth:
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Hope that’s not Crazy Cooter’s tramp. Might wanna call a hazmat unit if so. Seen some concerning things happen on there during backyard gatherings, you guys.

2:13 in What’s This Life For by Creed, you guys.

Forgot it’s ‘Tines. Couldn’t get a seat at R-Lob. Helped myself to a few Chedd Bays for the road off a couple’s tabe. Broad threw a Lobsterita (glass too) at my face. Chedd Bay’s are complimentary! And no, I’m not “homeless”. She obvs wanted me. Feel sorry for her date, you guys.

ONE DOLLAR?!!! I was prepared to open up a new credit card. Man. Sure don’t make ‘em like Kath anymore, you guys.

Usher halftime show? Coulda at least got Keith Sweat or Kool Moe Dee, you guys.

Pass Punt & Kick Bowl.

Lions could be in there gaping either one of these phonies, you guys.

If you don’t get why Toby Keith sounds good in a small town dive bar, it’s probably because you think you’re too good for a small town good time, you guys.