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Colin the Dachshund

@DachshundColin

The only voter in Dunny-on-the-Wold.

calendar_today28-05-2020 07:28:10

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Colin the Dachshund
@DachshundColin

3 weeks ago

'I was standing at the urinal checking the news when my hand slipped, turned my camera on and took a photo of my privates. In my shock I dropped the phone and when it landed it sent the photo and all my contacts to the KGB.'

'I was standing at the urinal checking the news when my hand slipped, turned my camera on and took a photo of my privates. In my shock I dropped the phone and when it landed it sent the photo and all my contacts to the KGB.'
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