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Rotated my tires today. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

The last 24 hours have been a rollercoaster of more emotions than I’ve had over the last few years combined

Can’t wait till I stop kicking/tripping over the dogs water bowl in the kitchen everyday damn day after showing the house 🙄

East bound and down in a few days ✌🏼

Lightbulbs to me as a kid were wattage, and then inside/outside, maybe even a flood light! Today, you can take that bulb and shove it where the led bulb won’t shine!!!.. change ya bulbs!!

THREAD: This is my Glock 23. (There are many like it, but this one is mine. HT Vincent D'Onofrio). It does not define me. I surrendered it to the sheriff after the Pulse shooting, but due to threats from an abusive ex, I re-acquired it for protection. 1/

we're not down, go get laid

Hello Twitter. I apologize I’ve neglected you for so long.

Also I’d delete myself. Ugh, these social things?!

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Yikes #MyTwitterAnniversary

Split floor plan……..Do it! Vacation on the other side of your house 😁

Wish Chelsea Handler was on air and not After Midnight Yikes

My my. Boys be boy in’