Right now my street sounds like the Tet Offensive. #July4th #July4th 2020 #independenceday2020 #IndependenceDay #fireworks #joke #standupcomedy
Now I know why they call it COVID-19. That's the number of pounds I've gained in the past three months. #LateNight #standup comedy #standup #joke #COVID19
New late-night joke: 'Now I know why they call it COVID-19. That's how many pounds I put on in the last three months.' #LateNight #topicaljoke #joke #COVID19 #coronavirus
Tonight's debate in Cleveland, Ohio was off to a rough start when Joe Biden thought he was a the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. #joke #LateNight #Debates2020 #standupcomedy
New late-night joke: What's Joe Biden's favorite movie? 'You've Got Mail.' #LateNight #joke #standupcomedy #JoeBiden #JOEBIDEN2020
Late-night joke: I went to the grocery store today for the first time in two weeks. Everyone was wearing a mask! I thought, 'Why is Antifa at the Stop & Shop?' #latenight #joke #topicaljoke #Antifa #standupcomedy #coronavirus
After watching tonight's debate, every middle school teacher in the country said to Chris Wallace, 'Welcome to my world.' #joke #LateNight #standupcomedy
D.W. Paone vitaminwater® Our cats look alike (thank you). Must be from the same family! Do you have ur own cat now? x.com/vwclif/status/…
D.W. Paone vitaminwater® omg. Is that ur cat?? Our cats look alike!! (Or is it 'a like'?)