My girlfriends dog took a dump in her backyard this morning and she called him a good boy. If I took a dump in her backyard she would be mad

Bad day to piss facing south east

Bull tossed somebody’s grandma x.com/ybees3/status/…

Easily 99 Erik K would be a 7 at best

Is it weird to drink milk when you eat supper

Restaurants are finally providing benefits for their workers.

😢

My dad can do anything your dad can do with a cigrit in his mouth

The things I would do to march down the street with the boys one more time 😢

Last one to get drafted has to shotgun a 4loko!

Come and get it shugga

twitch.tv/videos/1555271… live video of brayden rowe getting knocked out 🍆🍤

Who won the boxing competition

Good morning Tom Brady god bless your soul

5 maybe 6. Depends on the day/what I have for breakfast

Really makes a guy feel good about himself taking a leak outside when it’s this hot out